haikus
In his downtime, Charles writes humorous haikus regarding working in a call center. They can be found on Twitter using the hashtag #HaikusFromCJsJob
You paid it after
the due date. That's why you got
a late fee, jackass
I'm not trying to
pass blame, but this is clearly
your fault, customer
You paid your light bill
late and they cut your lights off
go buy some candles
This awkward silence
means I've solved your problem. Go
away, customer
I will be happy
to help you today. The last
sentence was a lie
If your phone's cut off
how did you call me? You're full
of shit, customer
You're angry because
I'm trying to help you? That's
counterproductive
Your check bounced because
you don't have any money
shut your broke ass up
Hey customer, did
your mother drink antifreeze
when she was pregnant?
You paid it after
the due date. That's why you got
a late fee, jackass
I'm not trying to
pass blame, but this is clearly
your fault, customer
You paid your light bill
late and they cut your lights off
go buy some candles
This awkward silence
means I've solved your problem. Go
away, customer
I will be happy
to help you today. The last
sentence was a lie
If your phone's cut off
how did you call me? You're full
of shit, customer
You're angry because
I'm trying to help you? That's
counterproductive
Your check bounced because
you don't have any money
shut your broke ass up
Hey customer, did
your mother drink antifreeze
when she was pregnant?